You know how it's 99% disgusting to throw-up? It stinks, burns, splashes everywhere, makes your eyes water, and cramps up your stomach muscles. BUT, there is the 1%. That far corner of your mind that you don't want to admit is there in the middle of your five alarm fire of hot mess. It is the part that is enjoying the vomiting process. Hopefully, my blog is that 1% .

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Owwww MOM!!!!

Would it really kill the fine people at Body Essence to keep a caged gorilla in the lab basement? Why do I have to be the guinea pig and find out for myself that when your shampoo seeps into my eye it burns like acid? I appreciate your PR attempts but I would appreciate it if I didn’t have to lose my vision in my quest for richer, fuller hair. Get a poodle motherfuckers.

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