Okay, just saw 300 on TNT. I did see it in the theater with Jason but was way too tired from taking advantage of the generous dollar menu at KFC and nodded off like 5 minutes in. Am I glad I gave it another go! Let’s just start by saying I have several new questions about my sexual orientation. I mean, if there was a way you could track my eye movements during the flick, I seriously doubt I ever looked away from Gerard Butler’s abs. How did he do that? And it wasn’t just him either, every mofo in the movie could not have possibly consumed a carbohydrate within 2 months of filming. I don’t have any idea what anyone said or what happened but I am willing to give the movie 5 erections.