You know how it's 99% disgusting to throw-up? It stinks, burns, splashes everywhere, makes your eyes water, and cramps up your stomach muscles. BUT, there is the 1%. That far corner of your mind that you don't want to admit is there in the middle of your five alarm fire of hot mess. It is the part that is enjoying the vomiting process. Hopefully, my blog is that 1% .

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Movie Review #3: 300

Okay, just saw 300 on TNT. I did see it in the theater with Jason but was way too tired from taking advantage of the generous dollar menu at KFC and nodded off like 5 minutes in. Am I glad I gave it another go! Let’s just start by saying I have several new questions about my sexual orientation. I mean, if there was a way you could track my eye movements during the flick, I seriously doubt I ever looked away from Gerard Butler’s abs. How did he do that? And it wasn’t just him either, every mofo in the movie could not have possibly consumed a carbohydrate within 2 months of filming. I don’t have any idea what anyone said or what happened but I am willing to give the movie 5 erections.

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