You know how it's 99% disgusting to throw-up? It stinks, burns, splashes everywhere, makes your eyes water, and cramps up your stomach muscles. BUT, there is the 1%. That far corner of your mind that you don't want to admit is there in the middle of your five alarm fire of hot mess. It is the part that is enjoying the vomiting process. Hopefully, my blog is that 1% .

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Glenn Beck

Can’t a guy tell a racist joke without Joe Liberal getting so offended anymore? It’s racism and hate that gives people a reason for waking up in the morning! While you weave your Scooby-doo hybrid through Silverlake thinking your hipster thoughts in your hipster head, don’t you understand thems crosses ain’t gonna burn themselves? I cannot for the life of me understand why you sensitive souls take umbrage every time a progressive wheel like me squeaks. You get all high and mighty thinking you are Whole Foods when we all know you are Walmart. Own it baby. How can you get any more American than “Made in China”?

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